Several readers have mentioned I should name my ‘lil baby—heck yeah, that’s brilliant. Dear reader, let’s play a game! You send in your most creative, outlandish, wild and wacky name for my purple Sony Vaio and if I pick your suggestion I’ll send you an awesome scrapbooking treasure. Are you game? Feel free to post in comments, on FaceBook or email me email@example.com. I can’t wait to read your outta-the-box creations. Knock it right outta the park with somethin’ even more outrageous than a One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater!
Me and the purple ‘puter at Chelsea Coffee: